For Xmas Get The Geek In Your Life A F***ing T-Shirt

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.10.11 The chances are that you didn’t know the Scottish Games Network, in addition to being your exclusive, comprehensive source for all that is good and true and exciting in the rapidly evolving interactive industry, was also a globally respected house of fashion.

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.09.36The Scottish Games Corner Shop offers a staggering array of fabulous, stylish and chic t-shirts, featuring a variety of styles, designs and themes, most of which are Scottish and some of which are blasphemous, rude or downright sweary.

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.11.56Each t-shirt is carefully and exquisitely printed upon demand by the finest, most accurate robots, using precision ‘lasers’ and then carefully tested by a cadre of exceptionally good looking, ethically sourced, organic and highly trained staff.

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.21.09Each and every t-shirt is stress-tested to ensure maximum durability and total comfort.  The gentlemen’s shirts are donned by a young lady, who then has a cute and giggly pillow fight with similarly attired young ladies.  The ladies t-shirts are donned by well toned firemen, who then ascends a tree to rescue a tiny kitten.  They then swap t-shirts and repeat the process, just to ensure all our bases are covered.

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.09.53The shirts are then carefully folded by a Japanese origami master, ensuring that each crease is placed in the most harmonious and propitious position, without disturbing the exquisite design or fold a curse word in half.

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.11.32There are over 80 designs in the Scottish Games Network Corner Shop.  ALL of which come in both male and female cuts, since we’re pretty bloody enlightened like that.

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.21.47And you STILL HAVE TIME TO ORDER FOR CHRISTMAS.  With express delivery, you can order one or more shirts up until the 18TH OF DECEMBER and they’ll be with you for Christmas day.

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.28.59Imagine the smile on your loved one’s face as he/she shows up for Christmas dinner with a t-shirt featuring a real seasonal swear word.  Or something so peculiarly obscure that you spend the entire meal trying to explain to grannies and aunties that it actually is really funny.  And rude.

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.31.38Order one today.  Order two and make your partner happy.  Or order several and spread the love around your friends and family like a drunken santa with a flying dump truck of happy, towed by a party of cursing McReindeer.

But don’t take our word for it, listen to what one of our overjoyed customers told us:

These are simply the finest, sweariest, highest quality t-shirts I have ever had the joy of owning.  The designs are exquisite, the workmanship fabulous.  I bought several shirts and have worn all of them at various industry events over the course of 2012.  No matter which shirt I wear, I am always complimented upon it and asked where, oh where did I find such glorious and hedonistic celebration of the games industry.  Thank you Scottish Games for such a valuable and stylish addition to my otherwise drab life. [BB - Portobello]

Screen Shot 2012-12-17 at 13.32.39Merry Christmas readers!

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